Twilight - Stephanie Meyer.
Some Spoilers
Since it seems the entire internet has read this, I thought it was time to join the masses.
Before I get started, I'll give it this: it's an easy read and I didn't hate it.
I did find it hilariously bad. The endless purple prose about Edward, with his 'scintillating arms', 'golden eyes', 'lavender lids' and sparkle of a million diamonds. He might as well have been a cardboard cut-out, anyway.
Bella is less cardboard, but more ridiculous. She is so stunning that not a single male in the novel can resist her. She spends her time fainting, crying, being rescued and showering. Really, there's a LOT of showering. If someone knows why I'd love to know. She decides and accepts Edward is a vampire with no problems. Edward stalks her. A lot. But it's okay, because it's romantic stalking.
See I almost feel bad now, because it's just *too* easy to mock.