There once was a camel named Freddie
Who felt a little unsteady
For one of his humps
Had lop-sided lumps
Cos he's had too much cake for his tea.
There was a young man named George
Who lived next door to a forge
But he found it so hot
and ice, he had not
What a silly young man was George
Currently reading Round Ireland with a Fridge - Tony Hawks
Let's start a new one.
A tiger got loose in the zoo
A horse saw the pig go too
A horse saw the pig go too.
The tiger thought "Ham!"
A tiger got loose in the zoo.
A horse saw the pig go off too.
The tiger thought "Ham!",
Though he much preferred lamb
Though he much preferred lamb;
"But I guess something cheaper will do."
Eric the Red was a Viking bold
Who sailed the seas in his galley,
Unlike his cousin, Eric the Pink,
Whose ambition was to star in the ballet.
A hurdler from Uzbekistan
Tried to outjump his friend from Afghanistan
On the last hurdle he fell
